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Please Don't Die Anniversary Card

  • $6.50
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Because when you're in a long-term relationship dating anecdotes seem more and more like horror stories.

  • Card reads, “Happy Anniversary! Please don't die because I don't want to date ever again”
  • Digitally printed onto luxe, bright-white linen textured paper
  • Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) and comes with a coordinating envelope
  • Made in the US
  • Words and illustrations by Kiwi Schloffel.